Compliance & Philosophy

Freedom without fairness is exploitation.
Fairness without freedom is bureaucracy.
Accountability keeps both honest.

We publish the rules, we play by them, and we roast anyone who doesn’t. Welcome to the libertarian meme carnival.

We built this token to embrace the true spirit of crypto: Unfiltered market chaos, transparent rules, and minimal interference — exactly how democracy, and the Founding Fathers, intended.

The $TDS token sale is a public, open, meme-powered stunt for entertainment and experimentation. It is not an investment contract, security, equity, loan, deposit, note, or promise of riches. You ape, you assume all risks — volatility, smart-contract bugs, gas fees, and existential dread included.

• $0 – $2,999.99 (882,351 TDS): No KYC. Pure chaos — ape freely.
• $3,000 – $9,999.99 (294,1174 TDS): Basic ID check (U.S. Travel Rule). Takes minutes; keeps regulators mildly chill.
• $10,000+ (294,1175 TDS): Enhanced review and possible reporting (CTR/SAR). Big bags = big scrutiny.

• Structuring is a no-no. Splitting buys to avoid KYC will get you flagged, paused, or refunded (minus gas), plus a 10–15% "Not-Clever-Enough" penalty.
• Serial offenders may land on our Wall of Shame™ — a hall of dishonor for burner wallets and broken dreams.
• Bots and shady tricks that undermine fairness may be blocked.

If your local laws forbid token sales, crypto chaos, or memes — do not participate. You’re responsible for knowing your jurisdiction’s rules.

\ This token is not available to residents of jurisdictions where token sales are illegal or restricted.

Memecoins move fast, break things, and often break hearts. Price may moon, may doom, or both before breakfast.

• This is a memecoin, not a mutual fund. No one is managing your money. No one is promising profits.
• No guarantees. No roadmaps. No refunds.
• Tokens may go up, down, sideways, or straight into the void.
• Participate entirely at your own risk.

Still here? Good. You’re our kind of people.

• ✅ 100% public sale — no private rounds, no VC allocations, no insider discounts.
• ✅ No whitelists. No presale. No handouts. No mercy.
• ✅ You click → you buy → you get tokens. Simple as that.
• ✅ No KYC (unless you're trying to break the system in broad daylight).

We call this a Fair Launch not because we expect fairness — but because everyone has an equal chance to embrace the chaos.

Community & Support: hello@yourtoken.xyz

Legal: legal@yourtoken.xyz

Wall of Shame submissions: shame@yourtoken.xyz